Q: How did the Narmada Valley form?
A: Someone dropped a coin and a Brahman went digging for it.
Q: How do you get 1000 Brahmins in a phonebooth?
A: Throw in a rupee coin.
Q: How do you get them out again?
A: Tell them it's a Pathan's phonebooth.
Q: Why is Goa beach the most popular beach for Brahmins?
A: Because it was built over a gold mine!!!
Q: "What do Brahmins do when they are cold?"
A: "They sit around a candle!!"
Q: "What do they do when they are really cold??"
A: "They light it!!"