LAW 1:
A Desi Will Continue to Stay in USA Due To Inertia or Greed until A Force Called Deportation Is Applied.
LAW 2 :
The Force of Deportation F = ma
Where :-
m = Amount Of Money Desi Earned/Saved in USA.
a = dm/dt = The Rate at which Desi Saved Money.
(This is contrary to the Popular Belief that Desi will return back after making lot of Money.)
LAW 3 :
For Each and Every Desi That Goes Back To Desh For a Temporary Visit, A Desi Of Opposite Sex will come To USA On a Permanent Basis.