Difference Between Parsi Grandmothers And Grandfathers
Have you ever wondered what the difference between them are?
Well here it is:
A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time - just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her Grandfather.
“Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?”
“Oh yes, Grandpa' the girl replied, “and do you know what? We didn't see a single Chootia, Gandu, Behnchod, Arsehole, Old Fart, or Blind Bastard, anywhere we went today!”
Laloo becomes a model
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbow on the back of the
cattle he poses for a photograph. Next day the photo appears on the front page
of a newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION !!
"Laloo, third from left!"
Dear Jaal,
Good shit dude! ....u got a gud sense of humor!!
I live in the UAE....and I got a lot of Paki frnds....with a lot of Paki attitude (which does piss me off from time to time).....other thn that they re as good a friend as my other Indian pals....
lol...this will put a dent in their pride though :D
Mista V
Jaal: Did you know that a vibrator (that dildo-ish thingie) Mr V is commonly referred to as a Mr V?
- Editor
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