Ramjibhai meets Kanjibhai shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift wrapped box.
"It's my wife Rupaben birthday tomorrow." Kanjibhai said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."
"And???" Ramjibhai asked.
"Well, she said 'Oh, I don't know - just give me something with diamonds in it'."
"So what did you get her?" asked Ramjibhai.
Kanjibhai replies, "I bought her a deck of cards!"