20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 19 ... EAT BEEF IN FRONT OF HIM"

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 18 ... ASK HIM TO TASTE A BIT OF BEEF"

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 17 ... ASK HIM TO TAKE BEEF TO HIS HOME AND PRESENT IT TO HIS GRAND-DADDY"

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 16 ... ASK HIM TO FORCE HIS GRAND-DADDY TO EAT BEEF IF HE RESISTS "

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 15 ... ASK HIM DID YOUR GRAND-DADDY LIKE BEEF? "

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 14 ... ASK HIM TO SPELL B.E.E.F"

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 13 ... GIVE HIM A FORM TO FILL AND WRITE "COW" IN THE "MOTHER'S NAME" COLUMN"

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 12 ... IN THE SAME FORM WRITE "BULL" IN THE FATHER'S NAME COLUMN"

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 11 ... IN THE SAME FORM WRITE "CALF" IN "NAME OF THE PERSON" COLUMN"

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 10 ... COMPARE ADVANI TO RAMBO AND PRESS ON THE NEED TO EAT BEEF FOR BODY BUILDING PURPOSES

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 9 ... ASK HIM WHAT BJP-RSS-VHP MEANS AND BEFORE HE NAMES SOME PARTIES SPEAK THIS ... Beef Just Prepared - (with) Random Salt Solution - Very Healthy Protein "

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 8 ASK HIM "Did you know that there's a Cure found for Impotency ?" WHEN HE AMAZINGLY ENQUIRES HOW DO U KNOW THAT HE IS IMPOTENT ... Tell Him "BECAUSE YOU ARE A HINDU"

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 7 VHP, RSS AND OTHER HINDU ORGANIZATIONS HAVE A SLOGAN "GARV SE KAHO HUM HINDU HAIN" (SAY IT WITH PRIDE THAT WE ARE HINDUS). WHEN YOU SEE AN OLD HINDU MAN ... GO TO HIM AND SAY THIS SLOGAN AND LAUGH OUT LOUDER(Don't forget to Laugh out Louder)"

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 5 ... ASK HIM DID YOU KNOW WHAT WAY NUMBER 6 WAS ?

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 4 ... BY THIS TIME YOU SHOULD MAKE THAT OUT"

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 3 ... REMEMBER THE GOLDEN RULE: ALWAYS OFFER BEEF WHEN U WANNA IRRITATE A HINDU"

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 2 ... AFTER GOING THROUGH WAY NO 1, START REPEATING FROM WAY NO 20 AGAIN TILL THE HINDU BECOMES FRUSTRATED AND LEAVES DISGUSTED"

20 WAYS TO IRRITATE A HINDU "WAY NUMBER 1 ... Sing this Poetic Prayer in a Hindu Mandir:
Thank God Thank God for he created Sikhs
He created Sikhs and clans such as Dhillon and Mann
For if there were no Sikhs,
All Hindus would rot in Pakistan
Chorous: Rot in Pakistan Rot in Pakistan
Saare Bolo: Rot in Pakistan ... Rot in Pakistan

Contributed by Amar Singh