General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai and Margaret Thatcher are sitting in
a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the
tunnel. Both women and Gen Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed. Vajpayee
is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them
remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Thatcher is thinking: "These
Indians are all crazy after Aishwarya. Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in
the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him." Aishwarya is thinking: "Vajpayee
must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."
Vajpayee is thinking: "Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Aishwarya,
she must have thought it was me and slapped my face. " Musharraf is thinking:
"If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing
sound and slap Vajpayee again."
Contributed by Sanober