One day a very smelly Paki was taking a dip at his local swimming baths when he
started to get into difficulties. A lifeguard and his rookie assistant where sat
on the side watching the man struggle. Oh, shit shouted the rookie he's drowning,
perhaps we ought to jump in and save hime. The lifeguard could clearly see the
paki was drowning but refused to jump in and save the man. This left the rookie
no other choice but to jump in and save the man. After doing so, he flipped the
man over and proceed to give the Paki mouth to mouth up the arse. No, no, no said
the lifeguard to his rookie, how many times do I have to tell you, you don't do
it like that. I know said the rookie, but have you smelt his f******g breath!!.
Contributed by Phil