First night the husband wants everything to go right. They take off their clothes and as they are about to do it, husband thinks of something.

He says to his wife, "let me see if i can take Lavitra, Viagra or Cialis FIRST", and he leaves the room.

Wife gets FURIOUS, calls her Mother back home.

"See I told you not to marry me to a American Desi, they have affairs! My husband has three affairs, he told me he wants to do Lavitra, Viagra or Cialis first!"