Needing some clothes cleaned in a hurry, a man searched the small town in which he was visiting until he found a sign which read: "Kanjibhai's Cleaning and Pressing, 24-Hour Service."
After explaining his needs to Kanjibhai , he said, "I'll be back for my suit tomorrow."
"Won't be ready till Saturday," replied Kanjibhai.
"But I thought you had 24-hour service," the customer protested.
"We do, son," Kanjibhai said reproachfully.
"But we only work eight hours a day.
Today's Thursday - eight hours today, eight hours Friday, eight on Saturday. That's 24-hour service."