10.There will be branches of Olive Garden all over India and they will be called OZinda Bagicha!!
9. Their only vegetarian dish will be Eggplant Parmesan and it will be called Anda-Pauda Parmeshwaran!!
8. All Vadapav Gaadis and Stalls will be selling Pizza and Pasta.
7. India's National Sport will be Soccer.
6. Laloo will lose his position as the national animal and will be replaced by Jayalalitha!
5. National vegetable-Zucchini
4. There will be Pope John Paul's 'yearly' visit - twice every year!!
3. Jahangir Art Gallery will be renamed to "Michaelangelo's Confetti house"!!
2. Men in Indian Army will wear Mini Skirts!!
I. All Sindhi People will get promotions because she thinks they are all ITALIANS!! (Kotwani, Multani, Vaswani, etc., resemble Mussolini, Gianini, Benini etc.. Kulkarnis also have a fair chance)