Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes? Neither has Pakistan.
Did you hear about yet another Pakistani invention? The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.
How do you sink a Pakistani battleship? Put it in water.
Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea? Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.
Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theatre? They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter".
Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses? They get it from chasing parked cars.
Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library? Somebody stole the book.
How do you stop a Pakistani tank? Shoot the men who are pushing it.
How do you disable a Pakistani tank? Hide the wind-up key.
How do you disable Pakistani missiles? Cut the rubber band.