So There was this 'Pakistani' by the name of 'Ahmed' who lived next door to a 'Bangladeshi' somewhere in the UK. Goes without saying that they never saw eye to eye (did not get along).
One day our friend 'Ahmed' came home from work and was confronted by his Bangla neighbour. "Kal tumhara ghar ka sara khidki, darwaza, aur parda khula tha, tumhara aur tumhara wife ke beech main jo bhi hota tha ...sare mohalle ne dekha "
Ahmed not to be outdone responded: "Abe sali Bangali - mazze ke baat bataoon. Kal main ghar pe he nahin tha"