Three guys, a Paki, a Sri Lankan and an Indian are out walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one
wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie. The Sri Lankan says, "I am a
farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be
forever fertile in Sri Lanka." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land
in Sri Lanka was forever made fertile for farming. The Paki was amazed, so he
said, "I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no foreigners can come into our
precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge
wall around Pakistan. The Indian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet
thick and completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out." The Indian
says, "Fill it up with water."