What do you say to a Paki that asks you out? Asif
What do you call a Paki with a Ferrari? A thief
What do you call a Paki prostitute? Lahore.
What do you call a Paki with 1 hair? Iqbal.
Kid: Mum I'm going to the barbers.
Mum: Oh you need a haircut.
Kid: No, my mate's house.
Why doesn't Pakistan have a football team? Every time it's a corner they build a shop.
Why do Romans always build their roads straight? So Paki's can't build cornershops.