One day a Paki general based at the border went out to teach his soldiers how
to use rocket launchers. He started to teach them and then went of to a distance
to watch how they did. He then suddenly started to scold one of his soldiers for
not aiming for Indian millitary buildings when he heard cries and a loud explosion.
He went to the soldier who fired when the sounds occurred and congratulated him
for hitting Indian instalations. He turned around to spit and saw rubble and bodies
and exclaimed: "Wow, these smart bombs are really smart. They hit Indian installations
and make it seem like the Indians fired on us!"