A Paki woman gets on a bus with her baby. She puts the money in the machine and
the bus driver says, "That is the ugliest baby I've seen in my life". The woman
who was mad stormed down the back of the bus and sat down. She tapped the man
in front and said, "The bus driver just insulted me and I am very offended". The
man replied, "Well, I wouldn't take any of this. Go down and give him a piece
of your mind." So the woman replied, "You know what I think I will". So the man
said, "You do that and I'll hold your monkey."