There was an Hindu, Sikh and Paki. They all found a magic slide. The Hindu went on the slide and he said gold as he was going down. When he reached the bottom gold was there. The Sikh went next and he said money as he was going down and he got money as he was going down. The Paki went next and he said wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee as children say. When he reached the bottom there was wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee there.

Contributed by Yadu Malhi