At Kargil:
Pakis got an idea. "Oye Gurdva Singh!" Guy pops up from other trench "Kya hai
be" "BANG". Shot dead! "Oye Daler". Two guys stand up, "Kya hai saala?" "BANG
BANG", both khalaas. "Oye Raju!". Two more, "BANG-BANG!" dono saale khalaas! Indians
get worried, they think saala Paki log, when did they get so smart?
Decide to try it themselves. "Abe Mustafa" silence "Oye Mustafa!!" silence "O
bhai, Mustafa!" "Oye Mustafa ko kaun bula raha hai re?" Sardarji gets up, "Mein".
"BANG!"