Once there was this man from Pakistan walking through a lonely desert with his
camel. For days together he walked alone with his camel in the desert . Being
alone for so long a time, he got the urge to make love . Being alone in the sandy
desert he had no choice but to make love to his camel. So he tried to make love
to the camel. The camel shook him off. He tried again the next day. And the next
day too the camel shook him off. So he continued his journey like this trying
daily, hoping that the camel will accept him one day. One day he came upon a woman
being chased by a gangster. She was crying for help. Our man drew out his sword
fought with the gangster and killed him. The woman was so pleased with the man
that she told him that she will do anything for him in return for saving her from
the gangster. The man immediately asked the beautiful woman, "COULD YOU PLEASE
HOLD THE CAMEL FOR ME ".