The following Conditions before you may call yourself a certified Paki abroad:
1.You must Wear Salwar Kameez with Tennis Shoes in a Mall.
2. Females must wear a Dupatta with an overcoat.
3.All Desi Males between the ages of 17 and 25 must own Honda Accords with no Insurance.
4. Must wear Orangish Yellow leather Jacket imported from Zainab Market in Karachi.
5. Must fall in love within 5 minutes of meeting someone from the opposite sex or declare brother-sister affection immediately.
6. Older women must attend Milads to check out the girls for their sons. Sons must pretend to like "Only Desi Girls because they have "Sharam" in their Eyes".
7. Only two majors may be attempted in College: Electrical Engineering, Computer Science.
8. Must work at least 3 months at Seven Eleven store nearest to you. Gas stations are also acceptable. Dry Cleaning will also work.
9. Must find a Pre-Paid Phone card that allows "Extra" minutes to talk free to Pakistan.
10. Must travel By Greyhound. Must take Gulf Air/ PIA back to Pakistan.
11. Must Mix RoohAfza with milk and call it "Strawberry".