There are three men strolling through the desert and they find a magic lamp. They pick it up and rub it, a genie pops out. The genie says, "I'll grant you all each 1 wish." The Englishman steps up and says, "I want some ice to cool my body." The black man says, "I want some water to drink," and the Paki says, "I want a car door." The genie says, "Why do you want a car door?" And the Paki says, "Whenever it gets hot I can open the window."

Contributed by Narinder Singh