A lady wants to rent out her basement out, the problem is that she has a life
time collection of used maxi pads stored in her basement. The first guy that comes
to see the basement is an Italian. The lady lets him see the basement. About ten
minutes later the Italian comes out and says "The basement is nice but there is
a weird smell down there."
The next guy comes to see the basement and has the same reaction.
The lady says, "I'm never going to rent out the basement".
At that moment, a Paki comes to the door and wants to see the basement. He goes
and in ten minutes comes out and says he'll buy it. The lady was surprised and
asked, "Didn't you find anything wrong with the basement?" The Paki replied, "No,
but do you have any more jelly rolls?"