Bush came to Pakistan on a state visit. Musharraf asked the city authorities to clean up the city. Bush was shown around the city the way government was spending the US aid. However, he noticed people relieving themselves on the roadside in several places.
At the end of the visit Bush said to Musharraf that he would like more of the money spent towards the civic facilities so that people do not have to relieve themselves in public places. Musharraf was annoyed. He decided that the next time he will go to USA and will embarrass the US president too.
Next month Musharraf went to USA and spent one week in Washington. Every time he went around with Bush, he looked hard to find something that would embarrass him. But he could not find any fault.
But on the last day of the visit while he was being escorted back to airport from the Pakistani embassy, he saw someone pissing in a dark area of the street next to Pakistani embassy. He pointed out to Bush: See, even in USA people do that.
Bush was very angry. He signaled to FBI agents who shot the roadside pisser immediately.
The next day Musharraf read in the newspapers in Islamabad: Pakistani ambassador shot dead in Washington!