One day a Paki called Shabir, a decorator was painting a wall white. But on climbing the ladder he slipped and fell into the tub of white paint and was covered in white paint. So he decides to go home and get changed. On the way his boss Asif says "Shabir what's up? What's happened to you?"
Shabir says "I was painting the wall and I was climbing up the ladder and I slipped and I fell into the tub of white paint. Now I'm going home to change my clothes."
Shabir started walking down the street when came across his mate Azam. He says "Shabir what's up? What's happened to you?"
Shabir says "Look, I was painting the wall and I was climbing up the ladder and I slipped and I fell into the tub of white paint. Now I'm going home to change my clothes. Alright!"
"Ok Ok I was only asking!" replied Azam.
Further down the street, Imran sees Shabir and says "Shabir what's up? What's happened to you?"
Shabir says "Flippin' 'eck -look I was painting, climbing up the ladder, slipped, fell in white paint, now going home to get changed!!"
Getting towards his house, his neighbour Rashid says "Shabir what's up? What's happened to you?"
Shabir snaps "f@#%$, painting, slipped, fell, white paint, home, get changed!!, for @#%$'s sake"
Rashid goes " Hey , I was only asking!"
On approaching his door, Shabir's wife Saima says "Shabir what's up? What's happened to you?"
Shabir goes "@#%$ hell, I've only been white for 15 minutes and already I can't stand you @#%$ Pakis!!!"