A Paki, while visiting Mumbai, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on
the way to his hotel. Passing by the New Andheri Flyover, the Paki who has never
seen such big buildings asks the cab driver "What's this thing?" "That's the New
Flyover, the biggest in Mumbai" replied the cabbie. "Flyover? How long did it
take to build that?" asked the Paki. "About 5 years" replied the cabbie.
"5 years? We build them twice as high, twice as wide and four times as long down
in Karachi, and we do that in six months."
A while later the cab driver makes his was past the Nehru Planetarium. "What's
that building over there?" asks the Paki. "That's the Planetarium " replied the
cabbie. "Plantarum huh ? How long'd it take to build that?" asked the Paki. "About
three years" replied the cabbie. "Three years? We build them twice as high, three
times as long and four times as wide as that down in Karachi, and it only takes
us about two weeks."
Shortly thereafter the cabbie drives past the Air India building . "What's that
building there?" asks the Paki, pointing at the tower. "I don't know" replied
the cabbie, "It wasn't here when I drove by yesterday.