Q. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

Q. What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
A. A Doberman.

Q. How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
A. His lips are moving.

Q. What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.

Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.