Q :- What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu? A :- I, Iyer, Iyengar.

What's the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? - Comepalakrishnan.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? - Ready....Steady.....PO

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian? -Rangamannar Rangarajan.

How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl? Ivan Lendl (Ivan = 'he' in Tamil).

What did the Tamilian call the tall building a Japanese built? Nikumo Nikado (Will it or won't it stand?)