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Title Date
Revealed: The Missing Radia Tape December 15, 2010
Revealed: Our Creature Of The Decade December 15, 2009
Manmohan's Ministers: Brief And Bitchy Bios May 15, 2009
Citi Citi Bang Bang March 15, 2009
Raju Ban Gaya Jailbird January 15, 2009
1998 To 2008: From Verse To Worse December 15, 2008
Ozzified! January 15, 2008
<strong>Ram Ram Setu</strong> September 15, 2007
<strong>India 60:60</strong> August 15, 2007
<strong>Harry Potter And The Deadly Deletions</strong> July 15, 2007
<strong>De-Prez-Ed</strong> June 15, 2007
<strong>The Worst Of The World Cup</strong> May 15, 2007
Space Shuttled April 15, 2007
<strong>After Mush, The Beard?</strong> March 15, 2007
World Cup Wishful Thinking March 15, 2007
10 Stories We Wish We'd Seen In 2006 January 15, 2007
Jaal's 8th Anniversary Special: December 15, 2006
In The Line Of Ire October 1, 2006
The Indo-Pak Joint Misstatement September 1, 2006
Speechless On I-Day August 1, 2006
India's World Cup XI July 1, 2006
Kaavya Stole From <em>Jaal</em>! May 1, 2006
Bushed: The Interview March 1, 2006
Everyone Wins Or Whines February 1, 2006
XXX MMS January 1, 2006
The Seven Deadly Sins December 15, 2005
Happy DiwOily November 1, 2005
The Disjointed Statement September 1, 2005
Nuclear Bummed Out August 1, 2005
Mush Mush Pakistan July 1, 2005
AdolfVani June 1, 2005
Worm In The Apple May 1, 2005
Modi's Operandi April 1, 2005
Sania Mania March 1, 2005
The Exclusive Ash Interview February 1, 2005
A Time To Care January 1, 2005
The Jaal Anniversary Giveaway December 15, 2004
10 Reasons Why India Lost To Oz November 1, 2004
10 Reasons Why India Lost To Oz November 1, 2004
Calling Pakistan October 1, 2004
A Day In The Life Of Manmohan Singh September 1, 2004
Airstrip Tease August 1, 2004
The Jaal Exit Poll May 1, 2004
Vajpayee, Musharraf Quit! April 1, 2004
O Is For Ouch And Outsourcing March 1, 2004
The Nuclear Whore Bares All February 1, 2004
A Message From Atal January 1, 2004
<em>Jaal</em> Acquired By Yahoo December 15, 2003
The Bobby Trap December 1, 2003
Licking The Leak November 1, 2003
Revising Pakistani History October 1, 2003
Cheap Man, Cheaper Woman September 1, 2003
Tongue Tied August 1, 2003
T Kannan: 1940-2003 July 1, 2003
he Fair And Lovely Doctrine June 1, 2003
Grotesque Protests May 1, 2003
Maya Vs Mulayam: Top Of The Pops April 1, 2003
The Holi Blues March 15, 2003
Enter Our Fourth Anniversary Contest December 15, 2002
Pain Pain Go Away December 1, 2002
Bill Gates' Conversion Agenda Exposed November 15, 2002
Hello? Wrong Number October 15, 2002
A Man Of Many Masks May 1, 2002
The Mathematics of Gujarat March 15, 2002
Yeh Dil Maange Less... March 1, 2002
Valentine's Daze... February 15, 2002
The God Of Fried Things... February 1, 2002
Kabhi Mushy... January 15, 2002
The Worst Of 2001... January 1, 2002
Osama, Osama, Osama... November 15, 2001
The New ISI Chief Is... November 1, 2001
Osama And Veerappan... October 15, 2001
The War On Terror... October 1, 2001
Bush Talks Tough... September 15, 2001
The Old CEO Is Wanted... September 1, 2001
Code Red And The Blue Book August 1, 2001
Sucking Up To Musharraf... July 15, 2001
Behind The Scenes... July 1, 2001
The Agra Assignment... June 15, 2001
Going Ape Over Kashmir... June 1, 2001
Bad Dream Factory May 15, 2001
Ballot Boxing: May 1, 2001
Borderline Patriotism April 15, 2001
Bill Clinton's Hidden Agenda April 1, 2001
The Tapes: Replay March 15, 2001
The Naked Truth About... March 1, 2001
Give Us This Day... February 15, 2001
Of Piety, Pitfalls And Pitstops February 1, 2001
Hype Hype Hurray January 15, 2001
The A 2 Z... January 1, 2001
Extra, Extra, Read All About It.. December 15, 2000
What's Behind The Bush? December 1, 2000
Aditya Sinha Checks Out November 15, 2000
In Which Max Martin Gives Those Ones November 1, 2000
A Knee Jerk Reaction... October 15, 2000
Faster, Higher, Stranger October 1, 2000
Rejoice Folks September 15, 2000
The New Kid On The Block September 1, 2000
A Tale Of The Jungle King, August 15, 2000
The Secret Autonomy Report Report August 1, 2000
Faaltu Fatta

The Beggar

Two college students, Akshay and Sunil, are sititng in a taxi in Mumbai when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Akshay adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sunil, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of notes and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues to other taxis. Akshay is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did you do that for?" yells Akshay. "You know he's only going to use it on cigarattes and alcohol."
Sunil replies, "And we weren't?"

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