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While the world and India is lurching from crisis to crisis, only one person can prevent disaster. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it’s Rajnikant!
1. Rajnikant just downgraded Standard & Poor’s credit rating. Moody’s and Fitch have been warned.
2. Rajnikant just brought the Jan LokPal Bill under his purview.
3. Rajnikant can get the Indian Parliament functioning.
4. India may be the President of the United Nations Security Council, but only Rajnikant can veto the five permanent members.
5. Diseases are trying to find a cure for Rajnikant.
6. Rajnikant will be THE Indian cricket team for all international matches in the future.
7. Rajnikant is injurious to smoking.
8. The Sensex had to go back up after Rajnikant warned it that he wouldn’t tolerate any nonsensex.
9. Rajnikant will solve the European sovereign debt crisis by giving the PIGS countries his small change.
10. Rajnikant has warned corruption to “mind it, rascala.”
[ First published: August 10, 2011
Last updated: August 10, 2011
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Bihari on the train
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