
There was this Bihari who was travelling with two tickets, so when the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets, this fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them, so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them, so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass.

Dear Jaal,
Thank you for writing with a request for a letter from the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister is currently out of the country and cannot respond to you immediately. However, the issue will be brought up at the next Cabinet meeting, deliberated upon, put up before Parliament and a Bill passed, send to a Parliamentary Standing Committee, reworked, send back to Parliament as George Fernandes and Sonia Gandhi get boycotted. Expect results in about 10 years.
Atal Behari Vajpayee
Jaal: The Prime Minister has been a Jaal favourite.
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