As you know, the Noughts were a spectacular decade in many ways. Here’s Jaalmag.com’s definitive collection of the status updates from MyTweetFace during these momentous 10 years.

Bill Clinton @ HillaryRod But I really really want to stay on in India...forget about interns, even 86-year-olds like ND Tiwari get all the booty they want!

Manmohan Singh is wondering whether Mrs G will allow him to complete his term. Rahulbaba measuring out his chair is NOT a good sign.

Atal Behari Vajpayee is cursing bloody Mahajan and Jaitley over the India Shining campaign. Idiots! I may be an able leader but I'm not able to fool all the voters all of the time!

Mohammed Azharuddin RT @ AjayJadeja There's always life after match-fixing. The last refuge of the corrupt is politics. Hansie may have had a bright future in South African politics.

Salman Khan has been banished from anger management class after he assaulted the instructor for making a joke about black bucks.

Shah Rukh Khan @ Aamir Khan What's such a big deal about 3 Idiots, ha? I've played a dozen idiots and no one can make out whether I'm acting.

David Coleman Headley thinks that the Mumbai seaface is extraordinary. About a dozen places where you can see that Indian security is an oxymoron.

Lalit Modi @ BCCI You're screwed. You're myopic and I have 20-20 vision.

Danny Boyle thinks that Vikas Swarup's book sucks but if the entire script is mostly different from what he wrote, there are some Slumdog millions to be made and possibly a few Oscars because poverty is always so exploitable.

Pervez 'The Perv' Musharraf @ Asif Ali Zardari It’s all yours, Mr 10 Percent. RT @ the ISI Chief Wonder how long Mr 10 Percent will last after he figures out we've got the entire country booby-trapped with jihadis. That's our major export anyway and we get enough money from the Yanks to keep the biz booming.