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Title Date
Social Nut Works December 15, 2009
Man/Hood April 15, 2009
Slumdog Sequels March 15, 2009
Gupta Girls Go Ga-Ga January 15, 2009
Dialing 9/11 December 15, 2008
Nano's No No-No January 15, 2008
<strong>The New F Word</strong> June 15, 2007
Cup Shup March 15, 2007
The Hu Do December 15, 2006
Pak Exports Unlimited August 1, 2006
10 Reasons To Boycott <em>The Da Vinci Code</em> Movie May 1, 2006
Bangalored aka Waterlogged November 1, 2005
It Vill Be Wery Helpful July 1, 2005
Breast Beating June 1, 2005
Loving Patient Tourists May 1, 2005
'Roids R'Us April 1, 2005
Dude, Turbanheads Differ February 1, 2005
Waves Of Generosity January 1, 2005
Muslimphobia Musings November 1, 2004
Queer Queries, Asinine Answers August 1, 2004
Time To Lighten Up May 1, 2004
Gandhi Still Leads The Way April 1, 2004
Outsourcing Our Work To India March 1, 2004
Expect More Excitement In 2004 January 1, 2004
Talk Is Cheap December 1, 2003
A Saint Like No Other November 1, 2003
Happiness Doesn't Need To Cost Much October 1, 2003
Goodbye Idibhai August 1, 2003
Unfinished Business May 1, 2003
The Worms Rule May 1, 2002
Pell Mall February 15, 2002
Who's Afraid Of Sonia G? February 1, 2002
The Babu Web November 15, 2001
Election Anthrax October 15, 2001
Graduate With Osama October 1, 2001
Slum Chums September 15, 2001
Dil Chahta Ha Ha September 1, 2001
Phooling All The People All The Time August 1, 2001
Achtung! Poleizi! July 1, 2001
Talks In Fool Swing June 15, 2001
Musings On Mush June 1, 2001
Amma Mia May 15, 2001
Poll Vault: The Rough Guide May 1, 2001
Delhi's Traffic Jam April 15, 2001
Truth Or Bare March 15, 2001
Holi Wholly Unholy March 1, 2001
Asking For The Moon February 15, 2001
Excise Excise February 1, 2001
Bush Speechless January 15, 2001
The Moron's Hack January 1, 2001
The Complete Chatterbox December 15, 2000
Miss Whirl December 1, 2000
Chatterbox 6 November 15, 2000
Chatterbox 5 November 1, 2000
Chatterbox 4 October 15, 2000
Chatterbox 3 October 1, 2000
Chatterbox 2 September 15, 2000
Chatterbox September 1, 2000
Cloud Nine August 15, 2000
The Son Always Shines August 1, 2000
Glam Slam July 15, 2000
Autonomy Retort July 1, 2000
The Sri Lankan Mulberry Bush June 15, 2000
Take The Green Quiz June 1, 2000
A Tiger By The Tail May 15, 2000
1,000,000,000 + May 1, 2000
Chandrachud Rereported April 15, 2000
The Second Coming of Bill April 1, 2000
Are You A Bollywood Buff? March 15, 2000
Spell Cheek March 1, 2000
Haath Mere Saath? Nah! Part II February 15, 2000
Haath Mere Saath? Nah! February 1, 2000
The Eleven January 15, 2000
Seeing Stars: Correct (and incorrect) 1999 Astrological Predictions by <em>Jaal</em> January 1, 2000
The Real Y2K Problem December 15, 1999
Desis of the world unite November 15, 1999
Disaster Area November 1, 1999
<em>Jaal</em> Protests October 15, 1999
The Losing Habit October 1, 1999
It's not over till the fat man sinks September 15, 1999
Bellary's Bahu Blues September 1, 1999
A Government in Denial August 15, 1999
RAW Work August 1, 1999
Birth of the Bharatiya Janata Parivar July 15, 1999
Kargil: Dramatis Personae Non Grata July 1, 1999
Two's company, G-8's a crowd June 15, 1999
Sonia's Southern Sortie June 1, 1999
Putsch, Putsch Hota Hai May 15, 1999
RAW work May 1, 1999
The Vote of Confidence Tricksters April 15, 1999
<em>Amma dekh tera goonda bigda jaaye</em>!! April 1, 1999
The Advisor from Hell March 15, 1999
What's Red in the face and Black and Blue all over? The BJP March 1, 1999
Sushma Swaraj + Pakistan = Lots of Cakes February 15, 1999
Roll again, roll-back Sinha (or else, roll over!) February 1, 1999
<em>Iftaar</em> Politics: Days of Whine and <em>Rozas</em> January 15, 1999
Of babies, babes, <em>bahus</em> and <em>babus</em> January 1, 1999
RSS to dump Vajpayee, Nagpur's new PM by New Year December 15, 1998
Faaltu Fatta

The Beggar

Two college students, Akshay and Sunil, are sititng in a taxi in Mumbai when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Akshay adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sunil, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of notes and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues to other taxis. Akshay is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did you do that for?" yells Akshay. "You know he's only going to use it on cigarattes and alcohol."
Sunil replies, "And we weren't?"

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