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[ First published: March 31, 2011 Last updated: April 1, 2011 ]

Laloo becomes a model

After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling.
Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbow on the back of the
cattle he poses for a photograph. Next day the photo appears on the front page
of a newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION !!
"Laloo, third from left!"

Dear Jaal,
I am the author (65) of a new book "Osama bin Laden, No.1 Terrorist of the World?" English, pages 400, 48 pages for colourful photo, last two chapters on 11 September attack on WTC New York, Price US$35.

I wish to publish this book's translation into, Norwegian. Would you like to guide me in this regards as all the investments for publications and advertisement of the book, US$ three million will be mine and the publisher or the person who will take the responsibility of publishing this book will get @50% out of profit other than his/her consultancy charges.

Mine mission is to counter the terrorism of AlQaeda organization with an intellect approach.

Would u like to send me your views on this issue. I will be thankful to u. I would like to give u the advertisment of this book to u for the whole of Europe. Let me inform how much budget u require for this advertisement against alqaeda and bin Laden. U please visit mine two following independent websites which are very popular among 90 countries. Also read the attachment for brief introduction of the book. Still I have not made any contact with anyone else in this regards. If u suggest me a publisher who publishes such type books on Interntional Terrorism, I will be again thankful to u. I am writing u from Islamabad, the capital of Pakistan, Asia.

Ashraf Tariq
Chief Editor
http://dailyhotnews.com
http://antialqaeda.com

Jaal: We can't help you with the Norwegian translation, if you need a translator for Serbo-Croat, contact us.
- Editor

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