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Sudheer Nath |
JAAL brings you the The Pregnant Pause. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
An Indian was travelling in a train in Pakistan, along with his pregnant wife. A few Pak Army officers were also travelling in the same compartment.
As every body knows, Pakis are under the delusion that they possess intelligence, so they try and embarass the Indian. So, one of them went and sat beside the man.
The officer asked the man, "Are you an Indian?"
"Yes", the man replied proudly.
The officer then said, "Is your wife pregnant?"
"Yes", replied the man. He was a bit annoyed by the question as it was obviously visible that his wife was pregnant. Now, the officer thought it was time to have some fun.
He asked the Indian, "If it is a boy, what would you like him to be?"
"I'd want him to be a Software Engineer", the man said proudly.
"What if it is a girl?" asked the officer.
"I'd make her a doctor", the man replied.
Now, the officer gave the man a naughty grin and said, "What if it is neither a boy nor a girl?"
The Indian man thought for a second, smiled back and said, "In that case, an officer in the Pakistan Army!"
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