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Dear Jaal,
I came across your crazy site when this friend of mine was showing me some cards he has designed for you guys. I'd like to contribute to/ be associated with your ezine. Please do get in touch if something comes up!
Gargi Prasher

Jaal: Didn’t something come up? Check this out. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Kindly find attached the latest Press Release of 'Sssshhhh.' film's item number. Also find the photographs of Renuka Chouhan, the actress on whom the item number has been filmed.
We would be obliged if you kindly direct us to any of the other email ids or addresses of relevant departments of your publication where we can send press material and get a favorable response.
Thanks and regards.
Neeta Koranne
Cinevistaas Ltd.

Jaal: We could direct to our trash department, but we hope that better sense will prevail and, in the future, you’ll keep news about such films as quiet as possible. - Editor

Webbies
Dear Jaal,
I'm actually an Indian writing from Brisbane, Australia..
umm..Ive got this assignment of satire of different types of Indians living abroad..I checked out ur article from do Indians go abroad for a worse or a better change...it gave me heaps of ideas..but if it's possible..cud I plz plz have some more info..something that could help me more in this topic!!
..its due on thursday..so could I plz have it a.s.a.p!!
thanx so much..
cyaa..
Kishmish

Jaal: Oops, wasn’t that asap meant for a Thursday in June? Anyway, wherever Indians go, they take along the best their country has to offer with them – hair oil.
- Editor

Dear Jeemon,
What happened to the Ernakulam poll? Why is resutt so late?
PKS Kutty

Jaal: Who is Jeemon? What poll? If it was in Kerala, the results got delayed simply because the polling staff either a) went on strike, b) fell asleep. - Editor

Dear Mr Mehra,
Hoping you will be fine in health and work. It was very nice to see you in London Book Fair after a long time. Hoping if the relationship become normal between our two countries I will attend the Delhi book Fair this time.
As you know I am working now since 2000 as foreign publishers agent in Pakistan. I am being a free lancer has sign some prestigious publishers including Random House.
Hoping that you will find this proposal useful for you and will let be confirm your interest by return mail. Let me inform you that I am charging 10% on net sales from my all publishers and the same will charge in case we sign the agreement from you.
Looking forward to listen from you positively.
Kind Regards.
Saleem A Malik
World Press: Marketing Consultant

Jaal: Who is Mr Mehra? Even if we had a Mr Mehra here, we would think twice about you. When was the last time you read an English book? Correction, when was the last time you could read or write in English. Positively not looking forward to listening from you. - Editor




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