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Dear Jaal,
If ever there was a case for a United Nations' military intervention, the destruction of ancient statues in Afghanistan is one. India's Government ought to drop paratroops where the destruction is occurring or threatened and send in planes and tanks, as planes and tanks are being used for the destruction. But the United Nations should move whether or not the Indian Government does.

Satish Chandra

Jaal: Thank God, he's still around and writing to us. Mr Chandra's mail's have been missing for nearly six months and we thought (with great regret) that he'd gone into an institution and had his head examined.. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Hello!
My name is Brent, and I am the Manager of Business Development here at Chaitime.com.
Chaitime is the premier online gathering place for South Asians living at home and abroad. With offices in Philadelphia, London, and Mumbai, there is no better way for you to target the South Asian culture on an International level.
So that I might be able to help your company reach this lucrative demographic, would you please provide me with the name and contact information (e-mail address, telephone number) of the individual to whom I can address partnership/advertising information?
Thank you for your assistance.

Brent C Pelleschi
Manager of Business Development
Chaitime.com

Jaal: This guy actually contacted us for Business Development!! No wonder that site's virtually sunk or about to… - Editor

Webbies
Dear Jaal,
Eeep! It's a fart going around with a tart. So, all's right with the world.
Booger

Jaal: A man with poetry in the soul. He's referring to this Fair Game article.
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
An opportunity for women.
A spiritual organistion urgently requires lady staff for its centre near Patna. Contact secretary of society immediately with biodata.
It is a rare opportunity to serve humanity along with earning livelihood in an organisation founded by a great saint.

Dr Shashi Bhushan Mishra Mishra
International Yoga Society

Jaal: We'll send the details to anyone who wants them. Also, you can also avail of an opportunity for serve a great Saint Bernard for more spiritual uplift - the drinks will be on the house.
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
Nice

Anonymous

Jaal: Paris, Lyons, Marseilles... - Editor




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