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JAAL brings you the Pakistan Civil Services Entrance Exam. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
NAME:
GUNS POSSESED:
TERRORIST ORGANISATIONS (insert ',' between two or more groups):
MURDERS COMMITTED:
a) 0-5
b) 5-15
c) 15-50
d) over 50
QUESTIONS:
1) SCIENCE:
What are the chemicals used in making bullets or RDX?
2)LITERATURE:
Who wrote the book How to become a terrorist?
3) SPORTS:
Name the players who fixed the Pakistan vs Bangladesh match during the 1999 World Cup in England.
4) GEOGRAPHY:
On the map of Kashmir (provided by the Invigilator), mark all the Afghan terrorist camps.
5) MATHEMATICS:
Rashid Sheikh is serving 10 years in an Indian prison for you know what. He recieves $10000 for each murder. If one of his four wives spends $100 a month, how much will he have left when he gets out of jail and how much will he benefit by killing the bitch that spent all his money?
6) MORAL SCIENCE:
How do you prefer to treat civilians?
a) Hammer nails into them
b) Pump a dozen bullets into them
c) Set them on fire
d) Torture them
(If you have chosen Option D, provide details)
7) APTITUDE:
If a terrorist shoots at four civilians, how many would die?
Note: Those rejected are not allowed to blow up the examination hall.
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