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JAAL brings you Santa-Banta Jokes. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
Santa Singh:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Banta Singh:-Birla cement
Santa:-Kyun?
Banta:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
Santa, calls Banta on the phone and says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
Banta replies, "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Ha! I've seen your password. Its 4 asterisks (****).
Santa replies, " Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."
Did you hear about Santa getting so rich that he got swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit Jasbir Kaur!
Jasbir shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
Santa replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!'
What is the height of stupidity?
Santa and Banta on sitting on a motorcycle and fighting for a window seat.
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