Musharraf’s 10 Promises To Bush

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Pakistan’s President Pervez ‘The Perv’ Musharraf meet the US President George Bush on the sidelines of the United Nations General Assembly in New York. Musharraf was misled by his advisors that it would be a gathering of Generals, but swallowed his disappointment by sulking through the meet. Here is an exclusive report on the major promises he made to Bush during that meeting. 1. Will restore democracy to Pakistan whenever democracy is restored to Iraq. 2. Pretty simple formula for Pakistani democracy – for the Army, of the Army and by the Army. 3. Would not remain a terrorist base. Would simply export all terrorists to other countries. 4. Would stop exporting nuclear technology. Will start exporting ready-to-use nuclear weapons to every rogue state that pays enough. 5. Will make peace with Indian when Dick Cheney becomes Ralph Nader’s running mate. 6. Will convert all of Pakistan to playing baseball as long as the MLB can be fixed. 7. Will convert all Pakistanis to Christianity as long as they can remain terrorists. 8. Capture Osama bin Laden by November 2. 9. Capture Ayman al-Zawahiri by November 2. 10. Capture Dan Rather and Marla Maples by November 2. RECENTLY ON JAAL: Anushakthi Amma Queen Sonia, The First SAARCasm UN-American New York, Old Delhi The Worm Turns A Prophecy Belied Feet Feat Saddam, Here We Come (Again) Season's Gratings Osama In Bollywood Sab Maya Hai If The Taliban Win... Vox Judicutura! Wanted: A Governor Gift Cow Et Al Diaspora Disgust Chitti Chitti Bong Bong Off Course Pol Poll: Are You A Neta Wannabe? The Raj Strikes Back The EMail Of The Species Kandahar Ka Kaana Raja The World Is Not Enough Back To Squire One Poll Gita Where There's A Bill, There's A Wait DotComs, By The Numbers GoI-ing After Veerappan The Bore-Gush Race Hack Attack! Eee! Governance! Justice Unbound Small States, Large Stakes Con Banega Crorepati Salesman No. 1 Cat And Meows 25 Years After Paswan Goes DOTty Child's Play Toilet Paper Drought And About Boer Boar The Joke's On You The Coming Of Bill SEND US YOUR FEEDBACK ABOUT THIS ARTICLE: Feedback Form Your Name: Your Email: Details:   ? GAMES LINKS FREE INDIA DOWNLOADS JOKES HOROSCOPES ECARDS POLL

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