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Ousted Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Kalyan Singh
WHAT HE SAID:``If some people consider me unfit to occupy a post in Lucknow, then why should I be suitable for being a Minister at the Centre?''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``On the other hand, perhaps that's how the Union Cabinet is appointed.''

Human Resource Development Minister Murli Manohar Joshi
WHAT HE SAID: ``A large number of people in the party and Government are capable.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``Almost as many as those who are incapable.''

Power Minister P R Kumaramangalam
WHAT HE SAID: ``My IQ is not minus 500.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``However, I can't reveal how much it really is.''

Lok Sabha MP Phoolan Devi after being robbed in Delhi
WHAT HE SAID: ``People will laugh at me in Mirzapur.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``They might start calling me Bandicoot Queen.''

Board for Control of Cricket in India secretary J Y Lele on prospects for the Australian tour
WHAT HE SAID: ``We will be wiped out 0-3. You watch, they will win all three matches. India doesn't stand a chance.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``Especially with administrators like me handling the game.''

Indian cricket coach Kapil Dev
WHAT HE SAID: ``I have a team that has talent and we can only talk about it at the end of the series.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``Obviously. There won't be much to talk about such talent while the series is on.''
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