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MALLU JOKES
JAAL brings you a collection of Mallu jokes. Enjoy them and if you have any more, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
Where did the malayalee study?
In the kollage.
Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket?
What did the Malayalee do when the plane caught fire?
He JEMBED out of the VINDOW...
Why did he go to Rome?
To hear POPE music..
How many Malayalees do you need to change a lightbulb?
Infinite number.. One to change the bulb, 20 to form the light bulb workers' union (Marxist), 30 to form the counter union (CPI), 1 to be the Light bulb minister, 1 to head the Light bulb corporation, 45 to be nominated to the light bulb corporation, 60 to go to US,Germany, Switzerland and Hawaii to do import product survey on light bulb, 3 to form the Judicial Enquiry commission on light bulb scandal.... so on.... (BTW, Kerala Marxists anyway believe that you don't have to change light bulbs.. A light bulb has seeds of its own revolution....)
What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for election in Delhi?
He changes his name. Madhavan to M A DHAWAN.
What does a Malayalee do to stand for elections in New York?
He changes his name. Karunakaran to KEVIN CURREN
What would you call a Mallu martial arts expert?
A MalayaLEE
Why does a Malayalee go to a temple?
Zimply to Bray.
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