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Dear Jaal,
I am keenly interested in your publication. Since I do do something similar to you -- though no where near as fancy - I'm keen to link up with Jaal. Although I miss most of the political references I find the mag full on and aggressive. It's great!
My web presence has been neglected for the last few months. I'm waiting on some programmatic upgrades before revamping. In the meantime, I'm keen to sift through your archive and get to know you better.
I'll do a review of your mag next time I send out to my subscription list.
[Dave Riley (dhell@ozemail.com.au)]

All you suckers for satire, check out http://www.ozemail.com.au/~dhell - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Hey, what's up? I was just checking out your website and thought you'd be a great contributor for our one-hour live weekly Net-TV program, DesiVibe. DesiVibe is one of the music shows we produce at streetsound.com, the electronic music channel on the Pseudo Online Network. DesiVibe focuses on South Asian music and youth culture. The show features music videos, pretaped reports from around the world, plus live interviews, DJ sets and performances in our cyberstudios here in New York City. Live gigs so far have ranged from Talvin Singh and Joi, to Badar Ali Khan, a bizarre on-the-street interview with Asian Dub Foundation, and more! To check out ALL the editions of DesiVibe that we've done so far, just hit the archives at: http://streetsound.pseudo.com/desivibe
[Jen Grant (jen@pseudo.com) Associate Producer, DesiVibe]

Stop us, if you've heard this before. Check it out. - Editor

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Dear Jaal,
Welcome the prospect of JJ as PM. Pressure Posterior/ Dare Derriere. Awhile India will watch the happy spectacle of a fat boulder destroying much as it hurtles down, but rolling in wealth and power, both now popular as crime and corruption. And, the Lady scion of the Dynasty helping and clapping along. While both subvert the polity, both will hastily make hay for the day when the sun may not shine for them. The nation at the mercy of a circus queen. Indu Shukla (Indushukla@aol.com)

Hey, so why not a circus queen given all those clowns in Parliament? - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Why can't most of the men accept the fact that whenever they see a pretty girl, they start dreaming of how the girl will perform in bed with him. I completely agree with Rajeev's viewpoints..if anybody is trying to say that what he tried to say was wrong, then he is either falsifying himself or is a big liar. How many among the men look at the face rather than dreaming about the girls boobs when they meet a girl....I can say there are very very few such Bhramcharis....
[Down Load (sendfiles@hotmail.com)]

We'll let Rajeev know about the support he has as soon as he returns from his 2-year meditation session with the great Gnuman. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Hi. I got this link and this is a great site.
[Ashish (apant@opus360.com)]

As the great Gnuman once said, after imbibing a couple of litre of bubbling brookwater: ``Jaal is a great site, but Jayalalitha is a grate sight.'' - Editor


About Indian Women & Frigidity!! Subir Ghosh conveniently choose just one particular type of Indian women to prove his point about our frigidity. What about the one's who are often written off by guys because they seem too obviously interested in sex. O well, they are bad girls or bitches or sluts, whatever you want to call them. And let's not forget to thank our film industry for reaffirming our frigidity. I think there are all sorts of Indian women out there - the oversexual, undersexual, bisexual, etc, etc. You ought to have the eye to spot the type you are interested in. We are not much different from women elsewhere so let us stop feeling sorry for ourselves. Also wanted to mention that I enjoyed reading the 10 taxes forgotten by Yashwant Sinha. Sunit Katkar's Great Indian Scams was good too.
[Meghna Sinha (Meghna.Sinha@infores.com)]

We've let Subir know as soon as we find him. - Editor



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