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The Beggar
Two college students, Akshay and Sunil, are sititng in a taxi in Mumbai when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Akshay adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Sunil, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of notes and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues to other taxis. Akshay is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did you do that for?" yells Akshay. "You know he's only going to use it on cigarattes and alcohol."
Sunil replies, "And we weren't?"
Dear Jaal,
Pakistan's Government has come through (though most of the Indian press is busy hiding it, as is the Indian Stupid Agency), in response to my request by airlifting arms to Lanka and sending a ship-load of arms including multibarrel rocket launchers and 1,600 rockets. I am sure it will do whatever else is necessary.
India's military, on the other hand, remains immobilised and wringing its hands by a goonda, bankrupt, treasonous Government. Since the Indian Air Force will not bomb the Indian Stupid Agency's headquarters in New Delhi, perhaps I can persuade Pakistan's Government to eventually do so (with a nuclear weapon if necessary and make no mistake about it- the entire world will support it).
That can wait for a moment, though.
Satish Chandra
Jaal: We hope Mr Chandra will inform us in advance when his advise is acted upon by the Pakistan Government. The forewarning could help us make alternate plans.
- Editor
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