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Refer attached application, newspapers and sundry publications for:

Role purpose; * Job description (including KRAs); *
Technical skills (essential); * Other skills (desirable); * Most frequent contacts; and * Discretion levels.
A targetted, structured interview will be conducted by respective party leaderships (if candidates are switching parties on denial of tickets, they may switch applications as applicable). The schedule will be individually intimated to the applicants. Applications close on February 10, 2000. The short notice is regretted.
Further enquiries may be made with the Returning Officer of the concerned constituency.

Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Bihar Assembly Elections:

1. Name of Candidate:
2. Present Address:
i) Name of Jail:
ii) Cell Number: (NOT THE NUMBER OF YOUR MOBILE PHONE)
(If not in Jail, attach proof of residence)

3. Political Party: (List ONLY the last five [5] parties in chronological Order)

4. Sex:
A - Male
B - Female
C - Often
D - Never
E - How I Wish!M

5. Nationality : A - Italian B - Indian

6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more):
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - None of above
E - All of above

7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more):
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue
(If you choose "D" attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognised Government Psychiatrist)

8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
10. How many years have you spent in Jail ? (Do not confuse with Question 8)
11. Are you involved in any financial scams?
A - Why not?
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all

12. What is your Annual Corruption Income?
(Convert all your US $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees@ INR 43 to US $)

13. Do you have any developmental plans for the country in mind?
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No

14. Describe your achievements (not to be confused with Questions 8 or 10):

Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that of the person who filled the form)




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