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Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end.
- Brian Johnston, BBC Radio
He's usually a good puller - but he couldn't get it up that time.
- Richie Benaud, Channel 9
If you go in with two fast bowlers and one breaks down, you're left two short.
- Bob Massie, ABC Radio
In the back of Hughes' mind must be the thought that he will dance down the piss and mitch one.
- Tony Greig, Channel 9
It's been very slow and dull day, but it hasn't been boring. It's been a good, entertaining day's cricket.
- Tony Benneworth, ABC Radio
Laird has been brought in to stand in the corner of the circle.
- Richie Benaud, Channel 9
Daddy, I want to go uckies.
- Hamish Maxwell, 2, to his father Jim, ABC Radio
On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.
- Trevor Bailey, Radio 3
There was a slight interruption there for athletics.
- Richie Benaud, referring to a streaker at Lord's, BBC TV
The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey.
- Brian Johnston, BBC
Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.
- Paul Hogan, Australian actor
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