Take this IQ (Internet Quotient) test, specially prepared by Jaal and figure out whether you are a webhead or unplugged.

I. When you receive your monthly telephone bill, you
a) Don't care
b) Faint
c) Apply for a bank loan
d) Faint and then apply for a bank loan

2. What do you consider passe?
a) A 28.8 kb modem
b) A 14 inch monitor
c) Hands sans carpal tunnel syndrome
d) Actual human interaction

3. How often do you frequent chatrooms?
a) Very often
b) Sometimes
c) Never, I always get flamed
d) Is there an outside world? :-&

4. Do you surf porn sites so often that your partner has to drag you away for actual sex?
a) Yes
b) No
c) I'm married, so that issue does not arise
d) I was married till recently but no longer am so that issue does not arise

5. Given the plethora of gullible VCs, have you recently created a vortal for
a) Cockroaches and other assorted household pets
b) Posterior shots of Manisha Koirala
c) Indian portals
d) Embryos (catch'em young)

6. Who do you think nagware programmers are?
a) Your mother
b) Your father after he's caught up with the credit card bills after your virtual shopping spree
c) Little evil men from Mars
d) People who can't get a job that actually pays them a salary

7. If in India, what is your reaction to your ISP's service
. a) Gnawed nails and premature greying hair
b) Gnawed nails, premature greying hair and ulcers
c) Gnawed nails, premature greying hair, ulcers and murderous rages
d) Peace, every since you smashed your PC in the midst of a murderous rage

8. On your personal website, you have
a) Family pix, your CV and moronic platitudes
b) Videos of your trip to Tughlaqabad and moronic platitudes
c) Lots of cricket statistics, bollywood masala and moronic platitudes
d) Moronic platitudes

9. Do you think Hotmail is
a) Envelops containing your monthly bills
b) Takeaways
c) Hrithik Roshan
d) A free email service that's almost as slow as snail mail

10. Your virtual persona online has included that of a
a) 16-year-old libidinous schoolgirl
b) 16-year-old libidinous schoolboy
c) 16-year-old libidinous Alsatian
d) All of the above

11. Do you click on ad banners?
a) No
b) No
c) No
d) I tried to but I fell off the telephone pole and broke my arm

12. Do you think Jaal is
a) Cool
b) A waste of time
c) A cool waste of time
d) Crap

Here's how you keep score:
Give yourself 4 points each time you chose answer a) except when you have chosen two such answers in succession, barring the times when those two answers have been followed by answer b) except when answer a) has not been chosen on the next option or answer c) follows and contains the letter "p".
Give yourself 3 points each time you chose answer b) except when answer b) contains a vowel barring the times when answer c) follows answer d) and either has a sibilant and the next two answers include a word that does not appear in the dictionary.
Give yourself 2 points each time you chose answer c) except when answer b) follows answer a) or comes prior to answer d) or any of the provisos of the previous two sections apply.
Give yourself I point each time you chose answer d) except when you chose it while wearing red-polka dotted underwear or blue socks with holes in them, barring the times you had been sitting on a chair while making the selection, or, of course, if the telephone rang.

If you scored less than 20 points, you're weird.
If you scored more than 20 points, you're still weird, after all you spent so much time on Jaal, went through this useless questionnaire and actually kept score. Get a life.