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Siddhartha Mitra |
JAAL brings you a collection of some wishful thinking across the sexual divide. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
The Ideal Wife?
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri 'Archana' meri life ho.
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.
Kaash yeh concept .0001 per cent bhi right ho
aisi apni wife hoto kya hasin life ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho
The Ideal Husband?
6'-6'2" jiski height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho,
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye itna mizaaj uska light ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping karke jab bhi aaoon to bole, Ê begum, tum
kitni nice ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
Mujhe rani bana kar rakkhe to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sassur ke samne jo kahe, Ê meri jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi hamari fight ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
Jahan chahoon jaaoon, jo chahoon karoon, kuchh is tarah ki life ho,
har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho,
aisa ho jaye to main udoon neelay aasman mein jaise ke udti kite ho,
husband apna aisa bright ho
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