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Sudheer Nath |
JAAL brings you the Your Life And Ad Jingles. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
Your parents are insisting that you get married to a girl and they show photos of girls of their choice: DHIKHAVE PE NA JAAO APNI AKAL LAGAAO (Sprite)
You would like to search for a girl on your own: GO FOR YAHOO SEARCH (Yahoo.co.in)
You are invited to a party where you come across a lot of girls: WHENEVER YOU SEE COLOUR THINK OF US (Jenson & Nicholson(
You are altogether confused, as all the girls are pretty: DHOONDTHE REH JAAOGE (Surf Excel)
At last you find a girl, whom you wish to propose to, the chances are: FIFTY FIFTY (Britannia biscuits)
At last you muster up courage and tell her: I LOVE YOU (Rasna)
She stares at you for a while and says: LET'S TALK (Escotel Prepaid Cellular Cards)
During the ensuing conversation she politely refuses your offer: ZOR KA JATKA DHEERE SE LAGE (Mirinda)
And your heart breaks: IT JOINS EVERYTHING EXCEPT BROKEN HEARTS (QuickFix)
But you still can't get her off your mind: GO GET IT (Visa Power)
At last she relents, when you give her: Pyar Ka Naya Funda (CORNETTO)
Next day you take her for a ride on your bike: NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE (Onida TV)
While going on the bike her father sees both of you and now you: TASTE THE THUNDER (Thums Up)
But at last he also agrees as you are: MADE FOR EACH OTHER (Wills)
Then comes your marriage and: EVERYONE's INVITED (Samsung)
During the marriage the pundit recites the mantra: YEH FEVICOL KA MAZBOOTH JODE HAI TOOTEGA NAHI (Fevicol)
You are anxiously waiting for the first night to come as: YEH DIL MANGE MORE (Pepsi)
And she says: JO CHAHO HO JAYE ENJOY (Coca Cola)
Then starts: THE GOOD LIFE (Air Tel)
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