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JAAL brings you the immaculate conception UP-style. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
A guy from Uttar Pradesh was away for his family for about four years while his wife was in Jaunpur. At the end of four years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.
His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this happy event had happened when he had not seen his wife for so long. The man said it is common practice in UP that neighbours take care of the wife when the menfolk are away. The colleagues asked him what he would call his son?
The man explained: "If its the second neighbour who has taken care, the name would be DWIVEDI; if it's the third neighbour, it would be TRIVEDI; if it's the fourth the it would be CHATURVEDI; if it's the fifth neighbour, then it would be PANDEY."
After listening to this, questions followed. What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
"Then the boy would be named MISHRA."
And if the wife is to shy to tell the name of the neighbour?
"Then it would be SHARMA."
But what if she refuse to divulge the name of the neighbour?
"Then the name of the child would be GUPTA."
If she does not remember the name?
"YAAD-AV."
But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
"Then it will be named DOSHI."
Finally, if the child happened because of wife's burning desire for sex?
"Then he will be named JOSHI."
And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?
"DESHPANDEY!!!"
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