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Dear Jaal,
Hi there.
The lead article especially intrigued me. No disrespect meant to Mr Whoever-it-is-who-wrote-it but I think that much better can be done. For example, check the following piece out (written of course by yours truly).
Cordially.
PS - I hope you pay your writers.
Vipul Rikhi

Jaal: Obviously, a much better piece can be written but for that we'd have to pay our writers, no? - Editor

Dear Jaal,
We really like your site but we still unable to browse it. Can you please replay to us some net proxies or any search engine that will help us to access any forbidden site?
In fact we have trouble with our proxy.
Our best regards.
MS Shabbab

Jaal: We never had any idea that this site was forbidden. Go to any search engine, type in "puerile crap" and you should be able to get to us. By the way, if you couldn't access our site, how did you happen to like it? ESP? - Editor

Webbies
Dear Jaal,
I am a satire of what a human should be - half crazy,and stone-deaf. Well,I'm totally cracked up, and I hear voices, that don't exist. Nevertheless I would love to be a contributor. Of course, it's all for the love of writing, and hey can I chatter you to death! I am prepared to take any literary assignment - even if it's littering up, like now. I have been writing since five, and as you see, I still haven't mastered it, since I'm typing.
Merci.
Jaaloo mera jaal,
mein tere qoorbal,
too mera mein teri jaal-ey
sara hindustaal
Ayan Bhattacharya

Jaal: You fit perfectly into our profile of our perfect contributor - not asking to be paid.
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
The Humor Network proudly invites you to become a member of one of our teriffic daily e-mails lists and receive a free joke everyday.
The Humor Network

Jaal: We receive free jokes each day, just like the email above.
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
I would like to get the email ids of the authors of that article on women and lesbianism.
Regards.
Jayesh J

Jaal: We do not provide the email addresses of our writers unless we truly dislike them (which is often enough). - Editor




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